Patriarchy backfiring on men is not sexism against men.
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
I DIDN’T BRING MY TWEEZERS THO I DIDED YES YES YES
"As you grow older, your perspective changes. I no longer think in terms of the next ten, or twenty years. I think in terms of the next three years."
“So what do you want to accomplish over the next three years?”
I want this shirt! Fuck i NEED this shirt.
neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
Next one’s gonna catch, Miss Celia. You just wait and see.